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I WANT TO TOUCH A MONKEY

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:53:18 +0100

Too bad you're already married.

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:16:13 +0100

Bad times.

Oh don’t, you’ll make me rant about {name witheld} and the money I gave {name witheld} and how I’m going to have to {witheld}. Ffs.

You are disturbed but sexy.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:56:46 +0100

Disturbed but sexy is the best way to be.

You're creepy and have a food filled beard.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:55:19 +0100

SUPER CREEPY.

Garlic Sauce in my bead. Totes saving that for later. I suck it out just before I sleep. Mmmmmmmmmm

The Bitter Sound

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:40:00 +0100

I’ve been writing. And recording. There’s an absolute rotter, Davian Dent, bit of a prick, but he makes quite a good Dark Comedy / random chat Podcast thing.

I recorded some little pieces for the latest episode, plus a poem about The Black Dog, which I wrote and recorded for this. It’s creepy and dark and weird and funny. There is also (at the end), the DIRTY STORY that I posted here a while back, that I recorded for this.

The rest of the show is odd little sketches, interviews and random skype chats.

Give it a listen, yeah?

THE BITTER SOUND - EPISODE 9 - YELLOW BAMBOO

Hello, you're lovely...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:26:01 +0100

Well, thank-you. That’s kind.

I am lovely. Also handsome and witty.

HELLO N.

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:18:18 +0100

I see you’re still visiting my blog. I hope you like it. :)

It is a little weird and creepy. But, feel free to dig through my pages.

Nothing to see here that would interest you, I’m afraid.

Continual Bullshit

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:46:59 +0100

And I’m not dealing with it very well. Not great at this ‘coping’ thing, stuff comes at the wrong time, things come across wrong and everything gets blown out of all proportion on all sides. I’m all dazed.

Life, man. What a day, if you can look it in the face and hold your vomit.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:59:40 +0100

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:54:08 +0100

primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:53:39 +0100

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

Yeah. Except there are coincidences EVERYWHERE. I mean… take two random people, and you will find parallels between their lives.

Not to mention that a lot of this is inconsequential, and factually inaccurate, or saying that John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald both had nineteen letters, whilst noticing the same amount of letters in the president’s names, and disregarding their middle names. It’s bending the facts to fit a theory, which is massively disingenuous.

I guess it doesn’t matter that people believe this. I mean, as humans, we automatically search for patterns. It’s an evolutionary trait that helps us make sense of the world, and gives us the greater chance of remaining the dominating species, but by blindly believing stuff like this, you run the risk of believing… well… any old bullshit. And at some point that bullshit could be dangerous.

Except… it does sometimes matter that people believe this. The people who believe that 9/11 never happened, for instance, because of shit like this. Or that the holocaust never happened. Or even this; there are loads of conspiracy theories surrounding the deaths of these two men, and the right unhinged mind, with this ‘evidence’ can be led somewhere very dark indeed.

Do your research, peeps. You’re on the fucking internet anyway, might as well do a quick google and stop believing everything you read.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:35:04 +0100

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Sun, 12 May 2013 19:43:48 +0100

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Sun, 12 May 2013 19:37:07 +0100

karenweston: chema madoz is a surrealist photographer whose...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:58:53 +0100

karenweston:

chema madoz is a surrealist photographer whose work i’ve seen floating around the interwebs but never knew who was behind them. his work stoof out to me because it was funny and clever, which is a unique quality for surrealism.

Broken or ignored, whichever, frustratewiddershins, it’s stupid o’clock eyes droop self-punch...

Sat, 11 May 2013 06:53:52 +0100

Broken or ignored, whichever, frustrate
widdershins, it’s stupid o’clock
eyes droop self-punch awake
Star shine through blue,
peeps through crack in curtain
Looks like the former
The birds, they sing their song
so fucking happy
to be birds
Nut ache
Laying
Killing time
But when brain slows down
and muscles relax
and deep breathing begins
I worry I’ll miss a conversation
constant battle
constant worry

over soon

youareprobablyanidiot: I Am Kloot - The Same Deep Water As Me...

Sat, 11 May 2013 06:38:35 +0100

youareprobablyanidiot:

I Am Kloot - The Same Deep Water As Me [I Am Kloot]

blog-anglophonic: NINE INCH NAILS /// EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:32:27 +0100

blog-anglophonic:

NINE INCH NAILS /// EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME

Same.

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:37:11 +0100

Same.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 07:00:15 +0100